Signs

I found these signs and stores in Oakland China Town and San Francisco.


Tan means "new," Duc sounds a bit like Dick and therefore the name New Dick. I guess the owner of the store doesn't know the slang for Dick.


If it looked good on the models, then it would look good on me. If it looked good on the maniquins, then it'd look much better on me?





I love these monkeys. "Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil." I have to take this advice to heart.





What do they sell in the Virgin store? Virgins?




Public toilet in San Francisco. The sign says that your use time limit is 20 minutes, I wonder what would happen if I used it for more than twenty? Would it have washed my bottom? The toilet would retract? Too bad it was out of order so I couldn't take the picture of it inside. Maybe next time.




Father and son went shopping for a bikini. That was fun.




Does this sign look similar to the "f" word? I went inside the store and asked the clerk how to pronounce it. She said: "It's an acronym for French Connection United Kingdom." "So how do you pronounce it?" She spelled out each letter: "f.c.u.k." I guess it like CIA or FBI. But how do you know when to pronounce an acronym as one word or say each of the letter? How about HUD (Housing and Urban Development) and AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome)?



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